As a devoted cat parent, you don’t really want to give your cat a stupid name. But sometimes, when you’re all alone at home with your pet, and your pet’s doing all sorts of antics, stupid cat names just come to mind. And you somehow end up calling your pet by a ridiculous name. Isn’t that fun, though?
Just like how some people give their significant others ridiculous and childish nicknames like Sweety Pumpkin Bunny, cat parents also tend to give their pets weird and stupid but fun names. It’s actually a sign that you’re really doting on your pet. In this article, we’ll make sure to give you a great list of stupid pet names you can have fun choosing from.
First, we’ll take a look at some names that are great for cats that are not quite stupid but not smart, either. Then we’ll give you dumb but cute names for your ridiculous pet. We’ll also take a look at some hilarious names cat parents call their beloved pets. Lastly, we’ll give you a great list of Warrior Cat names that don’t make sense, simply because it’s fun to call your cat a crazy name every once in a while.
Cute Names For Not-So-Smart Cats
Some cats are so smart you can almost say they’re wiser than you. Others, though, are not so blessed. But you don’t really call your cat stupid, right? Here are some cute names you can give to your cat without calling him/her stupid right in the face.
Name Meaning Barbie if you've got one beautiful and sexy pet who’s a bit of an airhead, this one works best Biff perfect for well-muscled male cats that prioritize brawn over brain Bimbette a cute nickname for pretty female cats Bimbo usually associated with sexy but not so smart women, the name also refers to a male baby in Italian Blondie great for golden-coated cats Bo-Bo in Spanish, bobo is synonymous with tonto or ingenuo, meaning ‘silly or stupid’ Bubba a cute nickname for someone who's ‘like a brother’; the name has Southern American roots Budalla means ‘stupid’ in Albanian Dewey in urban slang, the name refers to a cool and attractive guy; perfect for your male cat that acts like he owns all the queens in the neighborhood Dillon an Irish name meaning ‘like a son’; young boys can be reckless at times, but we still love them Ding Bat refers to an eccentric or a stupid person Dipstick slang for an inept or stupid person Dizzy for a cat that always looks dazed Dude the word originally referred to someone who's stuck up but extremely well-dressed; perfect for your handsome but not down-to-earth cat Dumbo inspired by the cute elephant with gargantuan ears from the Walt Disney animation; Dumbo can be clumsy at times, but still cute. Don’t forget to check out our list of Disney cat names Flakey slang for someone who's unreliable, flighty, or absent-minded Forrest the slow-witted main character played by Tom Hanks in the movie Forrest Gump Glup means ‘stupid’ in Croatian Goofus perfect for a cat that loves to goof around Goofy a cute nickname for a careless or eccentric cat Gump from Forrest Gump, the not-so-smart movie character who managed to make a difference in the world Hammerhead slang for someone who's unable to grasp ideas right away Harry or Lloyd inspired by the hilarious characters in Dumb and Dumber Marbles a great nickname for a cat who lost all his marbles Mr. Bean just because he's known for his foolish antics Prost means ‘stupid’ in Romanian, even though it sounds so cool Sluggish a lot of cats are smart, but there are also those whose minds are, well, a little sluggish Stulbs means ‘stupid’ in Latvian Stultus means ‘stupid’ in Latin Turtle just because turtles are slow
Dumb Names For Ridiculous Cats
Some cats just love to do ridiculous things; you can’t help but give them dumb names to match their antics. Here are several funny yet endearing names you can choose from.
Name Meaning Bazinga if you like The Big Bang Theory, you know this means that your cat has fooled you once again Cutesy Poo simply because your cat is cute even when they’re doing number 2s Cutie Patootey an excellent name for your cutie cat Gassy Geezer if you happened to pick up an old stray cat that likes to fart all day long, this would be the perfect name for your pet Loudmouth Lardass perfect for that fat cat that loves to meow all day and all night Love Bug simply great for that cat you love to pieces Ninja Samurai perfect for a cat who always knows how to infiltrate all the places where you've hidden the treats. Perhaps you need to make more, so check out our article on DIY cat treats Panda Bear just because your black and white cat is as cute and cuddly as a panda Ping Pong a dynamic name for your pet who loves to run and bounce off walls Psycho Killer great for cats who love to push and pull—sweet one moment and ferocious the next Qwerty for cats who love to stay with you while you're typing away on your laptop Rap Sheet Rocko an excellent name for any pet who's always committing crimes like tipping over the food bowl or scratching and breaking your precious valuables Twinkle Toes a pretty name for a cat that's always tiptoeing around the house Upchuck Chuck this is a great name for cats that love to, well, upchuck Wicca perfect for a cat that always wrestles with the broom
Hilarious Names Inspired by Ridiculous Puns and All Things Wacky
Now we go to the really fun part. This is where you’ll find the most ridiculous and wackiest cat names that are just perfect for your silly but amusing pet. Some of these names might sound over the top, but let’s admit it—when we’re feeling extremely cuddly-snuggly with our pets, all sorts of names just come up, right?
Name Meaning Ali Cat a great name for a cat that you picked up off the streets Anderson Pooper perfect for a male cat that loves to poop Bing Clawsby for music-loving cats or for those who love to vocalize all night long; inspired by the great American singer and actor, Bing Crosby Bob Meowerly another great name for music-loving cats; especially perfect for the ones with a lot of swag Brad Kitt a great one for your handsome cat Butch Catsidy for your good-looking male cat Cameow just because your cat loves to meow Cat-man-do a pun on Kathmandu; perfect for exotic cats Cat-titude the best name for any cat with an attitude Cat Damon if you've got one handsome cat, this name will be perfect Cat Sajak if you like Wheel of Fortune, this will be a cute one Catapult great for a cat that loves to leap around Catastrophe simply because your cat's antics are sometimes catastrophic Catpernicus a nice name for cats that love to explore Catsanova this one's for the tom of the neighborhood Catzilla for the monster that's pretending to be a cute cat Chairman Meow if you've got an alpha cat, this will be the most fitting name Chew-bacca this one's perfect for extremely hairy cats Chicken Pants a cute name for a cowardly cat Cindy Clawford perfect for your elegant and graceful cat. Ever wondered how cats always land on their feet? Clawsome simply because your pet is awesome Count Wigglybutt for a cat that's always wriggling his butt Dalai Clawma perfect for any gentle cat Disco Cheetah perfect for a cat that loves to dance Dog The Cat for the cat that thinks he's a dog Domesticat this one's for a cat that doesn't want to go out of the house Draco Meowfoy inspired by the Harry Potter villain, Draco Malfoy Fleas Witherspoon if you've had to battle flea infestations more than once Hairy Potter a cute name perfect for hairy cats Humphrey Bojangles if you think your pet's as handsome as Humphrey Bogart Isaac Mewton another one for cats that love to explore everywhere Jabba The Butt a nice one for cats with really heavy butts Jean Luc Picat this one's if you're a Star Trek fanatic Just Kittin if your cat always plays pranks on you Kit-teacup a cute name perfect for teeny-tiny kittens Kittin Around another one for cats that love to mess around Leonardo DaFuzzy if you've got one handsome fuzzy cat Lickers a nice one for a pet that loves to wake you up with his/her tongue Little Booty Ham Sandwich either because your pet looks like a hamster or his/her booty is simply too cute Lucifurr because sometimes your cat is just like the devil Luke Skywhisker a cute name for cats with cute whiskers Meowly Cyrus a cute name for a pretty and daring cat Meowsical a nice name for cats that love to sing along to music Miraclaw the most fitting name for a cat that came to you through a miracle Monochromaticat this is a great one for an all-black or all-white cat Motley Crouton inspired by the famous American heavy metal band Mrs. Meowgi in Neko Atsume, Mrs. Meowgi is a rare cat with an extremely high power level Ninja Killer Nine Thousand this one's only for the nimblest ninja-like cats Obi-Wan Catnobi a Star Wars-inspired name for your Jedi-like cat Oedipuss for literati cat parents, this is a cute name to give your pet Pawdrey Hepburn the most elegant name for the most graceful cat Pawssanova just because your cat is a casanova Pistachio Buttons if your pet is as cute as a button, this one's a good name for him/her Pocket Change a perfect name for cute, tiny kittens Princess Fairy Boots a pretty name for a princess-like kitten Purrfect simply because your pet is purrfect in every way Reece Whiskerspoon inspired by the actress Reese Witherspoon Santa Claws because you got your cat as a Christmas present Sassy Oil Spot this one's for a sassy cat Scratchy Sir Purr a great name for male cats that love to scratch anything and everything. Better make some DIY cat scratchers to divert his attention Sergeant Snuggles a cute name for a cat that loves to snuggle with you Sir Boots N Pants a knightly name for your handsome cat in shining armor Spartacus Creamsicle this one's for a warrior-like cat Stinky Poo Poos just because your pet's poop stinks Sugar Britches a cute one for a sweet cat Sunny Summersunburst for a cat with a sunny personality The Little Muffin Man for your handsome and sweet male cat The Princess Sofia Bean if your cat is a princess, this one's a really great name Thumbs Hemingway for a cat that's all thumbs Toothless Truffle for your adorable but toothless cat Trouble Boogers for a cat that's always causing trouble Tumtum Mcpuff this is a great one for cats with big tummies Tybalt Copperpot a tough name for copper-colored cats Wendy Wondercat an adorable name for your wonderful cat Whiskerus Maximus a fitting name for cats with prominent whiskers William Shakespaw or Shakespurr another one for literature-loving cat parents Winston Purrchill inspired by Winston Churchill, the cat-loving British Prime Minister
Weird but Adorable Warrior Cat-Inspired Names
Warrior Cat names are just so descriptive and poetic, many cat parents follow their prescribed naming rules. Sometimes, though, it’s exciting to make fun of your cat using a nonsensical or weird Warrior Cat name.
Name Meaning Bumblestripe a cute one for cats that are striped like bumblebees Fartfang this one's the best for cats that are always farting Featherwhisker a fancy name for cats with soft whiskers Fuzzypelt an adorable name for cats with fuzzy coats Heavystep if you've got a heavyweight cat, this is a really fitting name Hollowbelly an excellent name for cats that are always hungry Lostface a great one for a cat that always looks lost. Get tips on how to make a cat happy so he won’t feel lost anymore Loudbelly another excellent name for cats that love to release gas Lovesoul an adorable name for a cat that's full of love for you Sneezekit this one's for a cat that always sneezes
Choosing a name for your pet is so exciting, you’re going to need all the inspiration you can get. Sometimes, though, the funniest names are the ones that seem to fit your pet the most.
We hope you were able to get some inspiring ideas from the names we’ve shared in this article. If you have any other ideas, feel free to share them with us by leaving your comments and suggestions. Your cat may be a bit slow on the uptake, but you can still teach him/her tricks.